ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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