Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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