you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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