I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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