Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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