ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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