it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
