just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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