So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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