plz talk dirty to me
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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