i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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