Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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