I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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