I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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