How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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