I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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