Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize