Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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