that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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