Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize
