She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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