dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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