Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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