Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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