Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Holy shit dude........stairs
Text me some of your sweat
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