Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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