Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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