im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
