Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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