you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
