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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?

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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.

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U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha

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Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.

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At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.

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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City

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(316): View more from Kansas

She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.

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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!

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I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT

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