So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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