Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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