YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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