someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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