I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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