Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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