small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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