No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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