As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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