I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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