Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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