stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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