I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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