where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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