My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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