It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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