At least make sure they are 18
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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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