someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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