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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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