Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
should my penis look like a turkey
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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