I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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