i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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