so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
