Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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